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A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says to the owner of the farm.
'What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. 'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but, once again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'
With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head up the horses vagina. He holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'
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